Q: What is the mating call of the Blonde?
A: "I'm sooo drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly Blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said, I'm drunk!"

Q: What's a Brunette's mating call?
A: Has that Blonde gone yet?

 

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are sitting in the waiting room of their obstetrician discussing their pregnancies.

The brunette says she is going to have a boy since her husband was on top during sex.

The redhead says she is going to have a girl since she was on top during sex.

Suddenly, the blonde bursts into tears.

The other two girl ask her what's wrong?

"I'm going to have puppies!"

 

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This thread is racist and should be locked and everyone participating should be taken out and executed!

 

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calm down Hans...they are clearly talking about blond women....not blond euro men who wish they were women

 

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