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Bjorvald  2 stars
Posts: 334
Registered: 2002-4-5 20:51:00
A: It hurts their teeth

 

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tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38

 

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Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
This blonde turns on her computer one morning at work. As it comes to life, suddenly smoke starts billowing out the back. Frantically, she calls tech support and asks, "Are you guys having a fire down there?"

 

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Drevid in Tanks
tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38

 

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"Sir, when you die, what shall we do? Bury you? Burn you?" "Nay. I shall be mushroomed"
"ou're a weird dude, Tenkly. Knife fights with women and you dress your cat up in sweater vests."- ZigmundZag
Kid-Yeti
Posts: 29
Registered: 2006-5-20 20:25:03
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?


A: She had a blonde boyfriend.
sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
racists

 

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Halloweve  2 stars
Posts: 422
Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
Q: What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of Cheerios?


A: Donut seeds!
Tych2  4 stars
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 2,511
Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47

 

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We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart.
Drill Anwar!
Kapie
Drevid in Tanks
PhillsburyBandit  2 stars
Posts: 321
Registered: 2008-6-15 01:19:43
Kid-Yeti posted:

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?


A: She had a blonde boyfriend.



Hahaha

 

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sorrento
Posts: 19
Registered: 2004-1-28 14:09:43
what does a blonde say if you ask her if her blinkers are on?

yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no,

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