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Playing SWTOR makes you gay...proof inside
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Kamdar
Posts: 147
Registered: 2001-10-7 05:01:29
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Playing SWTOR makes you gay...proof inside
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http://christwire.org/2011/12/star-wars-the-old-republic-swtor-is-breeding-future-gay-penile-handlers/
have you heard your son walking around the house yelling vulgarities like “I use to be a moisture farmer, but I took a lightsaber to the penisâ€, or “All your force belongs now to usâ€? If you are the parental victim of such demon babble, your son has fell into the hands of a game that promotes alien gay relationships, 1020p bestiality cut scenes and phallic sex battles in deep space settings.
Can't fix stupid...
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Z-Elder
Posts: 671
Registered: 2002-3-15 13:58:39
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Playing SWTOR makes you gay...proof inside
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Kamdar posted:
http://christwire.org/2011/12/star-wars-the-old-republic-swtor-is-breeding-future-gay-penile-handlers/
have you heard your son walking around the house yelling vulgarities like “I use to be a moisture farmer, but I took a lightsaber to the penisâ€, or “All your force belongs now to usâ€? If you are the parental victim of such demon babble, your son has fell into the hands of a game that promotes alien gay relationships, 1020p bestiality cut scenes and phallic sex battles in deep space settings.
Can't fix stupid...
 This may explain why I have been wondering about some of Modeeb's threads lately...like, "Cutting New Relationship Routes to a New Way of Being". He has been very addicted to finding SWTOR datacroms and raising all his stats to the Max lately.
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Elocism
Title: Pseudonym
Posts: 787
Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Playing SWTOR makes you gay...proof inside
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on a somewhat related note, my toon looks FABULOUS
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NuEM
Posts: 1,007
Registered: 2004-3-2 09:08:11
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Playing SWTOR makes you gay...proof inside
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Lol 1020p
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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 that has to be ironic,..
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Yukishiro1
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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It's the christian version of the onion. Satire. They have some other very funny articles on there too.
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Urk_VN
Title: Orderly Randomizer
Posts: 337
Registered: 2002-10-30 17:31:32
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A post on another one of their other articles says that this website is sort of like "The Onion: Christian edition". Which would sort of make sense, I think...
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Testerion
Posts: 549
Registered: 2001-12-28 03:07:47
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I heard you have a fat lightsaber, well I got a fat lightsaber too! How about we meet and rub our fat lightsabers together sometime...with some oil perhaps?
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Caoilin
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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i don't get how so many people think that christwire is not a joke.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Playing SWTOR makes you gay...proof inside
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Caoilin posted:
i don't get how so many people think that christwire is not a joke.
I do, mascara is a good example of why.
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