Adam Sandler is not that funny. I want to punch that guy Zach on Ghost Hunters out.

Why was there a man just standing in my driveway at 5:30 this morning? Where did he go?

Mario was the best pokemon in call of duty on the SNES.

 

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Carrot top turned into a mutant, Tim Allen is funny in anything he does, Adam Sandler is only funny in that fight scene with Bob Barker, Skinnyrumcakes loves Hitler, Rosaria is a man baby!, SKONK is not a real person but an AI, Stormtrooper armor doesnt protect them against anything and its hard to see in there!

 

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Venus is not a UFO it's a planet. I don't understand why I stand in peoples driveway and stare into their windows so early in the morning. Double Big Gulps rally have a lot of pop in them. Does 7-11 store their ice in a refrigerator.

 

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I found my Coldplay cd today, and then i wondered if Bonk would want it.

Life would be almost unbearable without the tomato.

Science fiction conventions in the 70s and 80s were a perfect, never to be obtained again, blend of nerdiness, alcohol, energy, poker, sex, community, and great rambling discussions about everything and anything.

A well turned double play is as close to perfection as it gets.

There probably isn't a better year to be born in than 1948.

The Bills have been 10 players away from a great team for almost a decade.

 

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That crinkling sound is damned annoying.

alt-tab, window-split

Why the hell would ANYONE quit their job of 12 years to work an Internet start-up now??

Meh. I'm just probably jelly the 2 I tried in the 90's didn't score bigger than they did.

Jelly. Tenkly would laugh at that.

This is prolly gonna sound totally psychotic if I really keep typing just whatever occurs to me.

Getting drunk might make it more fun?

Prolly gonna knock me on my ass with the pain meds for the jaw. Pffft f'ck it it's Friday who gives a damn.

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F'ck I ate a whole stack of thin mints before I walked back to my DESK??? From the KITCHEN? Addictive little f'cks. Better hide the other two boxes.

Better not drink too much or that'll taste pretty nasty on the way back up.

tv remote

haha even though I've got a VN window up this has kept me from actually READING the outpost for at least 10 minutes now. It's better OP repellant than a remnant post! Sweet.

tv channel surf

"Showdown with Iran" tag line on CNBC financial? Man someone must want an economic pick-me-up war to stoke the econ... ahhh. F'ckin Larry Kudlow the Reaganite. Figures.

tv channel surf

Meh.

on demand menu

Hoarders. Haha that's the same damned show every time. Seen 2 seen 'em all.

Oh yeah Transformers. The 5 year old has me all hooked now that he's watching the gen-1 original (hokey) series. Isn't there some new... what is that on, Hub? Yeah, Transformers Prime series, new episode, sweet! Time to get trashed and check that out.

 

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God bless Marathon Oil

 

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