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Author Topic: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? [Locked]
dae_trist  4 stars
Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
Koneg posted:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?



Only a Republican would think a Jihadi would be lurking around the corner of his trailer park ready to rape his wife and children.

Republican/Southerner: Only I get to rape my childrunz!

 

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Koneg  3 stars
Title: Evil Genius
Posts: 894
Registered: 2001-12-4 15:31:28
dae_trist posted:

Chinese are not allowed to own firearms so I chose the fourth answer: "Die Screaming".

 

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Scarne  4 stars
Title: Capo di Scientifico
Posts: 1,087
Registered: 2001-7-23 15:24:34
Koneg posted:

dae_trist posted:

Chinese are not allowed to own firearms so I chose the fourth answer: "Die Screaming".



1) They aren't allowed knives either so the attacker in unarmed.

2) All Chinese are kung-fu masters so everyone is equally armed.

3) In China, the collective is greater than the individual, so the family of four triumphs over the lone attacker.

 

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