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Author Topic: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls? [Locked]
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
I trim up down there, never shave. Gotta leave a little netting on the gwebbles.

I tried it before and it feels like 2 marbles sliding around inside a lubed condom.

 

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Walker_ID  3 stars
Posts: 673
Registered: 2002-5-29 10:20:09
FatManOnCampus posted:

Everytime I shave my balls, they start to smell like ball sweat. Like the hair has soaked up ball sweat, and held it there, so when I shave it, all that old fermented ball sweat gets realeased...



hair acts just like the fins on a heat sink....by increasing surface area it facilitates the release of heat to prevent overheating...by shaving that hair your body loses an important heat regulator....so in response your balls sweat more and with more sweat you get the unpleasant smell associated with it...


p.s. i made all that up

 

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Rodriks_Fury  2 stars
Posts: 366
Registered: 2001-5-30 19:27:12
Walker_ID posted:

FatManOnCampus posted:

Everytime I shave my balls, they start to smell like ball sweat. Like the hair has soaked up ball sweat, and held it there, so when I shave it, all that old fermented ball sweat gets realeased...



hair acts just like the fins on a heat sink....by increasing surface area it facilitates the release of heat to prevent overheating...by shaving that hair your body loses an important heat regulator....so in response your balls sweat more and with more sweat you get the unpleasant smell associated with it...


p.s. i made all that up



Try shaving your choad and then saying that's made up.

 

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Walker_ID  3 stars
Posts: 673
Registered: 2002-5-29 10:20:09
Rodriks_Fury posted:

Try shaving your choad and then saying that's made up.



i shave everything in pubic region

 

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