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FatManOnCampus
Posts: 42
Registered: 2005-10-11 22:34:26
Everytime I shave my balls, they start to smell like ball sweat. Like the hair has soaked up ball sweat, and held it there, so when I shave it, all that old fermented ball sweat gets realeased...

 

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Kanga_Roo  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-2-26 12:58:17
Good luck getting those licked.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Try after shave.

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
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BritonGuy posted:

Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.



Trolling is a art.

 

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Varece  4 stars
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That is so gay.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
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Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Onslaught. posted:

BritonGuy posted:

Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.



Trolling is a art.



Are you saying he shaved his balls to troll ACF?

 

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Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
meltedmossy  1 star
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Registered: 2001-8-12 13:55:41
Onslaught. posted:

BritonGuy posted:

Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.



Trolling is a art.


 

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FatManOnCampus
Posts: 42
Registered: 2005-10-11 22:34:26
Just to be clear, they can be clean as possible, fresh out of the shower. No smell at all (as far as I can tell, it's not like I can bend over and stick my nose right in there to sniff them..), but as soon as I take a razor to them, it unleashes the fury of month old ball sweat. I can't be the only one with this problem...

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Ya, I've noticed before. Goes away after a shower.

*shrug*

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