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Author Topic: While searching for jobs I came across this job for the federal government [Locked]
Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
Park Guide (Cowboy), GS-0090-04


Okay.

 

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-GinsuWife
-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
wear a black hat.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
ef yes, I'd do it.

 

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ferdinand.the.great  2 stars
Posts: 251
Registered: 2003-2-12 18:07:56
Am I qualified?

 

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Remember, remember, the seventeenth of May...tember...
The walrus, spam-bannings, and plot
I know of no reason the Walrus Night treason
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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
here.. I'll post the actual listing...

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
http://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/302137200

The job itself isn't nearly as cool as the title makes it sound.

 

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-GinsuWife
-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
uh, no ty

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
I must also add that government jobs are the most obnoxious posting to apply for in existence.
I can only hope that I'm one of the few putting up with this bullsh*t so that it decreases the competition. (not for the cowboy job)

 

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ferdinand.the.great  2 stars
Posts: 251
Registered: 2003-2-12 18:07:56
Still, you could put this on your resume:

Cowboy, National Park Service

 

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Remember, remember, the seventeenth of May...tember...
The walrus, spam-bannings, and plot
I know of no reason the Walrus Night treason
Should ever be forgot
Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
All applications require, SSN, drivers license Number, mother Maiden Name, Selective Service Number, college transcripts... .arglebargle

 

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