dropping it with ease, bitches!

 

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I love eavesdropping in a hospital..


When I got a skate across the hand I had to get stitches


I thought the same thing.. as you would walk by every room, a whole entire different story was being told


I can see where they get the idea for the ER shows

 

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last time I eavesdropped in the urgent care the girl in the next curtain was getting a MRSA infection drained. I told my daughter, "Don't touch ANYTHING on our way out!"

 

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You're both probably already colonized with MRSA. Just don't use your boogers as a band-aid...

Edit: Stay away from your vagina too; 89% concordance between nasal and vaginal colonization. I'm gonna blame it on 69ing, but it might just be v2m.

 

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