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Jyiiga  2 stars
Title: The MMO Snob
Posts: 374
Registered: 2001-3-15 22:36:09
So I am in the financial department working on a few computers. Hear a conversation that goes something like this.

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This lady has two kids. She is on food stamps and x,y,z government assistance.

She wants to have another kid, but she can't afford the two she has.

From what we've seen she only wants another one, because she is jealous of the attention her sister in-law is getting.

What is worse is... she can't have the kid on her own. So she will need help from her doctor to get pregnant.

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What a F*!(ing world!

Edits! - Wrote it on the way out the door from work. Home now!

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
No more abortions!

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
sounds hot

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Forced sterization for the mother and child services for the kids.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
I was shopping for clothes other day and I was ease dropping. Apparently it isn't ok for a 20 year old guy to be going out with a 30 year old. He couldn't even take her to the bar on her bday.

 

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-Prismatic- [Archive]  3 stars
Title: Keeper of the Ratings
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Posts: 538
Registered: 2002-11-18 18:05:28
Jyiiga posted:

So I am in the financial department working on a few computers. Hear a conversation that goes something like this.

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This lady has two kids. She is on food stamps and x,y,z government assistance.

She wants to have another kid, but she can't afford the two she has.

From what we've seen she only wants another one, because she is jealous of the attention her sister in-law is getting.

What is worse is... she can't have the kid on her own. So she will need help from her doctor to get pregnant.

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What a F*!(ing world!



That's life

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
Eaves-dropping is all well and good until you hear something you really didnt want to lol

 

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.-Vega-.  2 stars
Posts: 420
Registered: 2005-6-20 13:31:05
What a world we live in when people make up words when trying to say "eavesdropping"

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
so, where is the money for IVF coming from if she's on foodstamps and some other kind of public assistance?

 

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