| Author |
Topic:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
[Locked] |
Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
That would be a very bad thing for me. 
|
Liquid741
Title: VN Sensei
Posts: 920
Registered: 2006-12-16 13:56:50
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
Ptilk posted:
I'm pretty sure they would be looking for the best tasting people, so probably mostly 20-30's (Prime of life, but before the toxins they ingest daily have time to flavor the meat) with the rest toddlers for the veal factor.
Might occasionally throw in some geezers to make stock or something I guess.
wow...and you think that you have seen every type of post on the VN's and this pops up...lol
-----signature-----
April 26th..the day the future will be known...NFL draft.
I'd rather be kicked in the face then be a Patriots fan! 
|
|
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
Easy. First, built a better firewall in their computer network system so we can't drop their shields with some silly virus. Then, just go Armageddon on us as we'd have no way to truly fight back -- after they have established air superiority it's just a matter of time before they take over every country and/or city.
-----signature-----
Nothing to see here...
|
AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
In the end, any alien race would just wait us out. If they traveled that far to get here, they are WAY more tech inclined than us, and probably have a periodic table double ours...
What they have at their fingertips must make us look like cavemen with our Ipads and such.
They'd probably just look at this planet and throw their hands up...
"LOL, these bi-pedal humanoids....hey Jim, let's come back in about 200 years...we'll fix the planet then start the new colony."
-----signature-----
Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
|
Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
They take over China and own everything else economically. It's an ADVANCED species so they would use the method of least resistance.
-----signature-----
The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
|
Ah-Schoo
Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness
Posts: 3,034
Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
They send DOCTOR Ron Paul and have him recruit gullible missionaries. Once you control the gaming forums, the world is yours.
-----signature-----
.
Opinion = fact. Anecdote = proof. Political label more important than either of those.
Welcome to ACF, where debate goes to die.
.
"fascist totalitarian secular progressive Zionist intellectually challenged Christian puppets." - Aerlinthina
|
-Mithan-
Title: VNBoard Admin
Posts: 1,287
Registered: 2000-3-1 11:53:15
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
Ptilk posted:
They just show up and say:
Free food, cable TV, interweb, and health care for everyone...if you kill those idiots who are leading you now and and let us take over. We wont change a thing, except give you that stuff.
The end.
PS. Three weeks later, with all world "leaders" dead and everyone very happy about it, they start eating 1,000 people a day at random. No one cares, hell, it's a better system than we had before.
If its only 1000 people a day, then its not bad actually, provided it is random. That is far less than die now due to the corruption our system brings.
-----signature-----
I survived to the end and got nothing out of it, but hey.
|
-Foxy-
Title: Moderator
Ãœber Brat
Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
|
Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
An advanced alien species decides to take over Earth how do they do it ?
|
Jezza_Belle posted:
Ptilk posted:
They just show up and say:
Free food, cable TV, interweb, and health care for everyone...if you kill those idiots who are leading you now and and let us take over. We wont change a thing, except give you that stuff.
The end.
PS. Three weeks later, with all world "leaders" dead and everyone very happy about it, they start eating 1,000 people a day at random. No one cares, hell, it's a better system than we had before.
as long as they're eating the elderly, I don't care.
pfffthhhhhhhhhh
-----signature-----
Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
|
