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Author Topic: this beef stew is so good I might have to sleep with the cook [Locked]
Varece  4 stars
Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
I love a good stew. Nummers

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Fozzie_Bear posted:

U jelly brah? Bowls are on the counter and fresh biscuits are on the pan near the stew but after u can't sleep with the cook cuz his hands tired

A old golfer walks in to the bar and grill at the clubhouse after his 18 holes and sees that there's a new barmaid serving lunch and drinks at the counter. Behind her is a new sign that says, "Cheeseburgers - $2.50" and "Handjobs - $5". He sits down and calls the waitress over, points at the sign and asks her, "Hey Miss, are you the one that gives the handjobs on that sign there?". She leans way over the bar to him, giving him a long look down her shirt and whispers, "That's right. What can I do for you?". He hands her a five dollar bill and says, "Go wash your hands and make me two cheeseburgers."


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