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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
wait... I cooked it.

back in 5

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Cool story bro.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
U jelly brah? Bowls are on the counter and fresh biscuits are on the pan near the stew but after u can't sleep with the cook cuz his hands tired

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Nerf-Evil-Oo  2 stars
Posts: 275
Registered: 2002-11-22 10:29:51
I thought this thread was about beef curtains.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
i want some good stew its been along time since ive had any. whats your recipe?

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
I take beef stock, a big hocking pot roast, a bunch of common veggies w. a bay leaf and crock pot the crap out of it for 8 hours. then I take the veggies out, skim some of the fat off the broth and use a blend of flour and water on the stock to thicken it on a stove and make biscuits.

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Best part is, if there's leftovers, it'll taste better tomorrow.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
Fozzie_Bear posted:

I take beef stock, a big hocking pot roast, a bunch of common veggies w. a bay leaf and crock pot the crap out of it for 8 hours. then I take the veggies out, skim some of the fat off the broth and use a blend of flour and water on the stock to thicken it on a stove and make biscuits.


I used to do the flour and water to thicken thing but ive become a firm believer in cornstarch instead

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
jonus156 posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

I take beef stock, a big hocking pot roast, a bunch of common veggies w. a bay leaf and crock pot the crap out of it for 8 hours. then I take the veggies out, skim some of the fat off the broth and use a blend of flour and water on the stock to thicken it on a stove and make biscuits.


I used to do the flour and water to thicken thing but ive become a firm believer in cornstarch instead



I used to use cornstarch, but then I discovered a use for dried mashed potatoes. Man, talk about a thick hearty stew.

 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
AkagiyamaMissile posted:

jonus156 posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

I take beef stock, a big hocking pot roast, a bunch of common veggies w. a bay leaf and crock pot the crap out of it for 8 hours. then I take the veggies out, skim some of the fat off the broth and use a blend of flour and water on the stock to thicken it on a stove and make biscuits.


I used to do the flour and water to thicken thing but ive become a firm believer in cornstarch instead



I used to use cornstarch, but then I discovered a use for dried mashed potatoes. Man, talk about a thick hearty stew.



Finally a good use for instant spuds

 

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