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Reapist  4 stars
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Silverwuf posted:

I grow my own asparagus just so I can have it grilled. Yum.

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That would be my favorite. Olive oil and garlic.

 

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Asparagus needs butter. What the fuck were you thinking

 

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Peel the bottoms of the asparagus stalks with a peeler, then snap them off like a flower. Cut stalks into 2 inch pieces.
Throw stalks into a pan with half a cup of boiling water and season with salt and pepper. Cook for 2 minutes.
Squeeze half a lemon, and throw in a couple tablespoons of butter and a drizzle of good olive oil.
Bring everything to a roiling boil and then serve.

Tastes amazing
jonus156  3 stars
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Wrap it in bacon cook it low and slow over a smokey fire

 

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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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I'm not a fan, but having it mushy has to be the worst way.

 

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-Kruugar- posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

I ate too much, now my pee smells *gag*



Not everyone has the gene to smell asparagus pee, a trait that might have been useful in our evolutionary past.



Truth.


I don't see how it would have been useful...but the gene part is true.

 

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pkhere  4 stars
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I don't like it. It has to be bad mushy. I like my veggies crisp.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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pkhere posted:

I don't like it. It has to be bad mushy. I like my veggies crisp.



wut

 

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how does one even manage to make asparagus mushy? I think that would take actual effort, wouldn't it?

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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Asparagus requires garlic. I have 2 pounds in the fridge.

 

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