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Author Topic: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love? [Locked]
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Aerlinthian posted:

You can't surprise butt sex the willing.



Oh sure you can. Willing or not, if you do it on the front lawn, while they are watering the lawn and talking to the neighbors, it'll be a surprise.

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
That's pretty cheap IMHO.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
AkagiyamaMissile posted:

Aerlinthian posted:

You can't surprise butt sex the willing.



Oh sure you can. Willing or not, if you do it on the front lawn, while they are watering the lawn and talking to the neighbors, it'll be a surprise.



I'd trust him. That's the voice of experience right there.

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
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Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
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Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
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