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Author Topic: Need advice: is $120 dollars too much to pay for love? [Locked]
Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
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And by love I mean surprise butt sex on the unsuspecting.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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depends... has that ass been cracked before?

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
Moe_Nox posted:

And by love I mean surprise butt sex on the unsuspecting.



I would break it down to paying $2 per minute. The means it will only cost you about $3.50. Unless you cuddle afterwards.

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
Good question. It doesn't matter to me but I would have to ask him.

 

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Immortal_Haze  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-31 17:54:09
Cuddling costs extra, FYI.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Itab  4 stars
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
aon_mixed posted:





 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
You can't surprise butt sex the willing.
Itab  4 stars
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The only surprise when it comes to buttsex, is when will Mr Sanchez arrive.

 

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