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Bernion  1 star
Title: Resident Cheesehead
Posts: 161
Registered: 2004-7-25 21:41:11
after watching a good chunk of the Italy/NZ game this morning I've come to a conclusion, or at least one of the conclusions on why soccer will never be big in the US

flopping

could the bleeping Italians flop any freaking more?


if I may make a generalization about the American sport fan, they don't want to freaking see entire game outcomes differed because of some well timed bleeping flops


IMO Italy should have lost that game 0-1, but because some dbag flops in the box they get a penalty kick and score


if I were world dictator I'd pass a law saying you can never be called for a foul against Italy, maybe grow some balls and stop flopping over like a 5 year old girl and pretend writhing in agony


now you may say "But Bern, in basketball people can flop too!" and I say "yes but a couple flopped basketball fouls don't have the repercussions of a soccer flop in the box that can decide the entire game's outcome"


this is coming from someone who from 5 to 17 played in local soccer leagues, it was always really fun to play when you were playing someone honest, but those few teams I did play against that were huge floppers, it REALLY pisses you off

 

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Bernion  1 star
Title: Resident Cheesehead
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Amendial posted:

Because the clock is constantly running they add a few minutes to the length of each half to make up for stoppages of play, usually injuries. That is why the +3 was on there. They were saying they were going to go for three extra minutes. I love the buzzing noise, I wish the NFL would allow it.



I use to like you Amendial


now I want to kick you in the nuts


those horns are freaking annoying as crap, its about the same as putting a bee keepers suit on and sitting one foot from the hives after kicking them over, only that would be less loud

 

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Amendial  3 stars
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Registered: 2004-9-8 19:48:09
As long as you dont put on the same heels my ex girlfriend had on when she kicked me in the nutz, that hurt for a week.

 

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Bernion  1 star
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Registered: 2004-7-25 21:41:11
Amendial posted:

As long as you dont put on the same heels my ex girlfriend had on when she kicked me in the nutz, that hurt for a week.



I have those, except I put spikes on them as well

 

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Midnight_Phantom
Posts: 21
Registered: 2001-3-19 07:16:03
HEY! I found a way to enjoy the flopping:


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Meanwhile, back on topic - so that addition of time at the end of a half, that's some arbitrary amount of time, and nobody but an official knows when it's about to end? That seems crazy, especially in a huge tournament like this, that they wouldn't know... OK, we got 40 seconds, pull the goalie.


Another thing I was wondering, and actually I heard it on Mike & Mike this morning (Gah, I hate those guys, but want sports radio) - the ref never has to explain what a foul is called for? In the US/Slovenia game, I really wanted to know WTF the call was. All I could get was the announcer's speculation, never did hear what it was supposed to be. Guess we never will.


If that's the case, then there's a couple things they need to do to improve the sport, IMHO.

 

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.Juzam.  2 stars
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I am THAT damn good!

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Registered: 2001-7-11 11:57:06
HERE YOU GO SOCCER FANS! ENJOY!

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/vnboards.ign.com/cb_sports/b23013/p1

 

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Bernion  1 star
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.Juzam. posted:

HERE YOU GO SOCCER FANS! ENJOY!

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/vnboards.ign.com/cb_sports/b23013/p1



GD YOU!!!

 

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Amendial  3 stars
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Registered: 2004-9-8 19:48:09
Lol Juzam, that was a nice find. Even though I will admit that when I am not watching a game those horns can get real annoying. I love them during a game, but any other time they can go DIAF.

 

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