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Author Topic: Even if you don't like soccer, Mario Balotelli is a fascinating figure [Locked]
Yukishiro1  4 stars
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
Yeah yeah "Mario who" blah blah blah.


http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/01/13/2844590/manchester-city-star-mario-balotelli-stuns-students-by


"Mario Balotelli has once again caused a stir after the Manchester City striker took a tour of a local college after asking to use the toilet there.


Students and teachers alike were taken aback as the Italian pulled up to the school in his Bentley, relieved himself and then looked around the staff room and classrooms.


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Some of Balotelli's past antics include driving into a women's prison to have a look around and having his house set on fire after a friend let off fireworks from his bathroom."


Bjorvald  2 stars
Posts: 334
Registered: 2002-4-5 20:51:00
Never heard of him..

 

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Tych2  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-3-1 06:56:47
Mario Batali and scocer have in common?

 

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reesescups  4 stars
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Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Balotelli is a first rate petulant child and a world class dumbass.

Wish I wasn't posting from my phone so I could toss up some clips...

 

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Grymlo  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-4-30 05:51:06
Sounds like an attention whore.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
Balotelli

 

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Sin_of_Onin  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-6-29 08:21:12
Seems like he is almost like and idiot savant of soccer.

Could just be he has a large amount of his brain power going towards athletic pursuits. Similar to smart people who can't tie their own shoes.

 

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Elocism  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-5-3 01:50:00
i think i remember that guy getting pulled from a game against a US club for trying to showboat a goal

he missed and looked like a douchebag

ETA found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUB1dfWo60

 

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AzureTyger  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-4-1 15:49:04
I really like Italian food, he was fun to watch on Iron Chef America.

 

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Snarf_Igraine  2 stars
Posts: 258
Registered: 2003-12-13 14:36:34
reesescups posted:

Balotelli




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