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Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
Soon after, I developed urges to wear makeup, watch soccer, and have sex with Herman Van Rompuy.

Is this normal?

 

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Seething199  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
the stuff there is complete crap.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
I have been gestating with a poem called, Swedish Furniture Instructions.

Tak for besotten. To each his own , young Phlegm. However, I would not wander into that retail meatball factory if they were giving away furniture.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
hahah I effing love Ikea!

They do have some stuff that is complete crap, but they also have some really good stuff that lasts a long long time...

 

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Thugoneous  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
I got my desk from Ikea, it's awesome.

 

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Darkblade_The_Great  1 star
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Registered: 2000-8-10 09:20:33
As Reese said, they have good stuff and utter crap. You just have to be a non retard when you are shopping and you will probably be ok.

 

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cobane  2 stars
Posts: 473
Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
I went into one of those once and found my way out three days later. Some of the people in there had to be Disney automatons. After backtracking several times, I saw the same guy staring at the same exact spatula each time.

 

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AzureTyger  2 stars
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Posts: 462
Registered: 2002-4-1 15:49:04
Swede*Mart has some decent stuff. I love the modular entertainment center we found.

 

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Rikarus  2 stars
Title: Ultimate Badass
Posts: 267
Registered: 2002-2-24 12:24:32
I bought a whole wall shelving unit at Ikea and its awesome!

 

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the_great_intex  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
My eye learned a hard lesson about picking up used furniture from San Fernando Valley

 

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