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Friarspam  3 stars
Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
I promised my family and myself that I would NEVER work in law enforcement again.

I have a great respect for the vast majority of cops but after seeing so many crooks in high places that ran things like their own little kingdom at the expense of what was right it drove me to ill health.

I am now on high blood pressure medication from fighting the system. I went through a stage of having panic attacks (which is VERY not me) that I couldn't explain.

Here's some tips on how NOT to endear yourself to the higher ups:

1. When suggestions that pay cuts may be needed comes along just say "They'd better start with us in the command staff first"

2. Tell your boss and peers that they are wrong in the way they want to do something because the statute says to do it different. Then point out that not only are they wrong, they are not AUTHORIZED to do what they suggest

3. rinse/repeat

I think I'll sign on with the Outlaw faction of the WWMMORPG, lol.

 

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Z-Elder  3 stars
Posts: 671
Registered: 2002-3-15 13:58:39
Screw that! I am going Indian and get away from all you crazy white boys.

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
Posts: 2,469
Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
Friarspam posted:

I promised my family and myself that I would NEVER work in law enforcement again.

I have a great respect for the vast majority of cops but after seeing so many crooks in high places that ran things like their own little kingdom at the expense of what was right it drove me to ill health.

I am now on high blood pressure medication from fighting the system. I went through a stage of having panic attacks (which is VERY not me) that I couldn't explain.

Here's some tips on how NOT to endear yourself to the higher ups:

1. When suggestions that pay cuts may be needed comes along just say "They'd better start with us in the command staff first"

2. Tell your boss and peers that they are wrong in the way they want to do something because the statute says to do it different. Then point out that not only are they wrong, they are not AUTHORIZED to do what they suggest

3. rinse/repeat

I think I'll sign on with the Outlaw faction of the WWMMORPG, lol.


You're not thinking this through. If you want to be an outlaw, the best kind of outlaw to be is an outlaw with a badge.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
Friarspam posted:

I promised my family and myself that I would NEVER work in law enforcement again.

I have a great respect for the vast majority of cops but after seeing so many crooks in high places that ran things like their own little kingdom at the expense of what was right it drove me to ill health.

I am now on high blood pressure medication from fighting the system. I went through a stage of having panic attacks (which is VERY not me) that I couldn't explain.

Here's some tips on how NOT to endear yourself to the higher ups:

1. When suggestions that pay cuts may be needed comes along just say "They'd better start with us in the command staff first"

2. Tell your boss and peers that they are wrong in the way they want to do something because the statute says to do it different. Then point out that not only are they wrong, they are not AUTHORIZED to do what they suggest

3. rinse/repeat

I think I'll sign on with the Outlaw faction of the WWMMORPG, lol.



and you people wonder why i have a problem with the law....

 

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