reesescups posted:

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I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings

and suddenly these guys bring down my balls
I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and
they started playing ping pong with my balls

Oy, the agony
Ooh, the shame
To make my privates public for a game

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ZigmundZag posted:

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I feel bad for Ron Paul. As horrible as the field is, you'd think he'd be able to win a state or two of his own.

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Corky_Aloof posted:

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