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Orwyn_Blackheart  2 stars
Posts: 406
Registered: 2006-7-26 09:00:53
Thugoneous posted:

This is creepy



as creepy as you joining the Navy so you could have a black captain pound you in the rear while shouting orders to you, calling you 'seamen' ?
Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
What's a fleshlight?

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
It's the vegetarian version of a vagina.

 

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Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
paulg_68 posted:

It's the vegetarian version of a vagina.





How do you know?

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-27 18:45:54
I saw a mild gust of wind blow over a vegetarian once and one fell out of his pocket.

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
paulg_68 posted:

It's the vegetarian version of a vagina.


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Thugoneous  4 stars
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
Posts: 1,128
Registered: 2002-11-2 18:00:54
Orwyn_Blackheart posted:

Thugoneous posted:

This is creepy



as creepy as you joining the Navy so you could have a black captain pound you in the rear while shouting orders to you, calling you 'seamen' ?



I go for admiral's that's where the money is.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Orwyn_Blackheart posted:

Thugoneous posted:

This is creepy



as creepy as you joining the Navy so you could have a black captain pound you in the rear while shouting orders to you, calling you 'seamen' ?



No wonder they call you Oral_Butthurt. Look at what's rolling around in your head.

 

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Corky_Aloof  2 stars
Posts: 445
Registered: 2004-6-2 07:33:41
A mellow yellow fleshlight?

 

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Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
nakedly mellow

 

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