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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
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Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
She has really been clamping down on what I eat and she has come to fear the season of the girl scout cookie. Not only am I a big fan of Thin Mints but ever since we had my daughter I'm a soft touch for girls who want something, my wife calls it the daddy effect. So I am banned from shopping alone until further notice.

 

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paulg_68  4 stars
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As an Outposter it's probably best that you don't do anything alone with young girls.

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
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paulg_68 posted:

As an Outposter it's probably best that you don't do anything alone with young girls.





I was working on something about cookies but this is Truthier.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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paulg_68 posted:

As an Outposter it's probably best that you don't do anything alone with young girls.


 

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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
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Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
If I lived someplace other than Southern California I might be able to get away with leaving a box or two in my truck.

 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
If you get exercise, the thin mints become irrelevant.


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Ashmaele  4 stars
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My garage is lousy with girl scout cookies.

 

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Bonzoboy1  3 stars
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Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
Aerlinthian posted:

Fatty



Not yet but 50 is looming, I've even cut down on the Mexican food which really limits your selection around work.

 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
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50 is young, go exercise.

Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
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Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Thin mints crushed up on top of vanilla ice cream is about the best time you can have in a cereal bowl.

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