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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/18/crazy-conservative-contradictions/

 

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cabbyman  2 stars
Posts: 441
Registered: 2003-1-6 07:48:53
Sung to the tune of every single Ramones song, ever:

I don't want no contradictions!
I don't want no contradictions!
I don't want no contradictions!
Cuz contradictions don't want me!

I don't need no contradictions!
I don't need no contradictions!
I don't need no contradictions!
Cuz contradictions don't need me!

Contradictions HO!
Contradictions HA!
Contradictions HO!
HA HA HA!!!

Repeat x3

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Cabby's on Crack (Sung to the tune of "Nancy's Dead", by The Pointless 1977)

Grilled Cheese is crying
Bonk is in black
Moe the Detroit kid is slamming up smack.
Tych is eating porridge watching his TV
Blind to Cabby's addiction.

Could nt f*n see!

Cabby is
Dead on Drugs
poor little fool loves PCP too much
I said
Cabby is
Dead on Drugs
poor little fool loves PCP too much

Well Cabby's dead.
Yeah Cabby's dead.
That poor little fool is dead.

 

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AzureTyger  2 stars
Title: Awesome
Posts: 462
Registered: 2002-4-1 15:49:04
cabbyman posted:

Sung to the tune of every single Ramones song, ever:

I don't want no contradictions!
I don't want no contradictions!
I don't want no contradictions!
Cuz contradictions don't want me!

I don't need no contradictions!
I don't need no contradictions!
I don't need no contradictions!
Cuz contradictions don't need me!

Contradictions HO!
Contradictions HA!
Contradictions HO!
HA HA HA!!!

Repeat x3



 

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Using the mirror of ridicule to force conservatives to
confront their own stupidity.
vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
She loves you yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you yeah yeah yeah.
With a love like that.
Well you know that can't be bad.
With a love like that.
You know you should be glad.

Wild Thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything...
groovy.
Wild thing.

Louie Louie
oh Baby
said Where you gonna go?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Louie Louie
Oh Baby
I said where you gonna go?

Translation - Lots of good Rock songs have simple lyrics. In fact, the best ones always do.

Why do you hate Rock and Roll?

 

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BubbleDude  2 stars
Title: Perma-N00b
Posts: 488
Registered: 2003-2-27 21:04:24
vn_nnanji posted:

Lots of good Rock songs have simple lyrics.



The difference is you can distinguish between them.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56


Have you ever heard Louie Louie or Wild Thing?

Or Be Bop a Lula. Or Whole Lotta Shakin Goin on. Or Great Balls of Fire. Or.. (insert classic rock masterpiece here.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HBBz6sBw9A&feature=related

 

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YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
Posts: 384
Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13

 

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Here mi! Let me hear nah u say u can bAaaad me up.
Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
4 is particularly funny considering the idolatry heaped upon St. Reagan.

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
Posts: 1,036
Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
vn_nnanji posted:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/18/crazy-conservative-contradictions/



 

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