Sung to the tune of every single Ramones song, ever:
I don't want no contradictions!
I don't want no contradictions!
I don't want no contradictions!
Cuz contradictions don't want me!
I don't need no contradictions!
I don't need no contradictions!
I don't need no contradictions!
Cuz contradictions don't need me!
Contradictions HO!
Contradictions HA!
Contradictions HO!
HA HA HA!!!
Repeat x3
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“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the Legislature is in session.â€
"Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." -- John Wayne
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace†- Thomas Paine