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My wife wants a divorce!
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Huges07.1
Posts: 438
Registered: 2006-10-29 18:49:28
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My wife wants a divorce!
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sweeny_comodore posted:
grats
next time dont date a heffer
Yep.
Most men don't realize that the woman you meet is probably at the slimmest weight she will ever be again. I should have considered that, as well as the old "look at her mother" /fail_safe_technique. Her mother is a cow that grazes 24/7.
Anyway, you can usually tell which ones are going to get fat by looking at the legs, hips.
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Yukishiro1
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My wife wants a divorce!
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I might get fat too if I had to be married to Huge. If this is true she will probably lose 100+ pounds within a few months of the divorce. 
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She's gonna make some chubby chaser very happy.
Grats, Huges wife!
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Modeeb
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
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My wife wants a divorce!
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Dont fight it good buddy. Be civil and respectful during the whole process. Welcome to The Outpost bachelor Crew. bonk and I expect to compare notes with you on your Match.com adventures.
Here is one tip: No ritual first cafe meetings at expensive restaurants.
I just finished declining a first cafe date with a Beverly Hills woman at some over priced place, because she wants to feel special. We dont even know each other.
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My wife wants a divorce!
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Ashmaele
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
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She may leave you and soak you for years for alimony and child support but you killed her dog SO THE JOKE'S ON HER
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An Outposter who hasn't a clue what a woman wants/needs. Shocking!
also, if you can get 300 replies out of this thread I will award you the  ACHIEVEMENT!
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Yukishiro1
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
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My wife wants a divorce!
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Ashmaele posted:
She may leave you and soak you for years for alimony and child support but you killed her dog SO THE JOKE'S ON HER
I think it's the opposite. She's the one who makes the money in the family. Huge will be trying to get alimony from her. 
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Taliesihne
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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Wow, Hughes is gonna have to get a job 
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Date Posted:
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My wife wants a divorce!
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Btw, Hughes, If you are good at deer hunting I could use your help in Vermont mid to late November.
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