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TSA asks woman to prove her BREAST pump was real...
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http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/307441/28/TSA-asks-woman-to-prove-her-breast-pump-is-real
KDSK NEWS posted:
She claims agents told her she couldn't take the pump on the plane because the bottles in her carry-on were empty.
"I asked him if there was a private place I could pump and he said no, you can go in the women's bathroom. I had to stand in front of the mirrors and the sinks and pump my breast in front of every tourist that walked into that bathroom. I was embarrassed and humiliated and then angry that I was treated this way.
When the bottles were full, she was allowed back on the plane.
The TSA is apologizing, saying the agent made a mistake.
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__Bonk__
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cL1HisrNc 
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"If you don't like it, don't fly!"
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RHWarrior
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Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
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Remember 9/11!
Each breast pump could be a TERRERIST device!!
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SoBaKi
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Registered: 2002-2-26 09:31:13
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Random News Agency posted:
"Today, a non-descript item was used to bring down an airliner, killing all on board. When questioned, a TSA spokesman stated that there were entirely too many pussies crying over safe flying conditions which resulted in little to no checking of individuals or their belongings.
Every living family member of all the deceased are expected to sue the TSA for not doing their job."
Gronk posted:
I'm one of those pussies.
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__Bonk__
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Sobaki should move to Europe where all the ass licking men reside
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ZartanAround
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
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Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
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good thing i don't travel with my dick pump.
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ZigmundZag
Title: Grammar Nazi
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Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
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This may mark the first occasion where "tits or GTFO" was used in an official capacity.
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IMHO
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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How did they know they were REAL BREASTS??? That could have been liquid explosives in those jugs!!!
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Lyndrek
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Registered: 1999-11-22 12:41:54
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uh... so she goes into the womans bathroom and pumps out in the open? not say a STALL?!
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