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MayorShade  2 stars
Title: Not Special Forces
Posts: 258
Registered: 2004-3-1 10:40:52

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
MayorShade posted:



Chinese women (although butt ass ugly) will do just about anything to bring home some rice for their lazy good for nothing male family members.


God bless their tiny little souls!

 

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MayorShade  2 stars
Title: Not Special Forces
Posts: 258
Registered: 2004-3-1 10:40:52

 

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"ou guys know that I love homosexuals." - GrilledCheez
reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
I remember this one trip to dongguan. Had two little Chinese women begging me... I wasn't about to pay them anything cause they were ugly but I felt bad for them. Dopey begging little eyes... Must has been in their mid 20's...

Anyway took them back to the room and the swapped off between BJ and RJ and they both got up front for the protein shake...


At the end I let them fight over what was left of my fruit roll ups and nutri-grain bars... Next few days they were waiting for me back at the hotel...


It's a universal, in a third world country food will get you just about anything!

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
Reese is into rimjobs, big surprise there!

Thankfully for us he left out the strap-on part of the story.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
RHWarrior posted:

Reese is into rimjobs, big surprise there!

Thankfully for us he left out the strap-on part of the story.


Like you've never had a chick lick your anus...




I shave my balls when I go out on a date just hoping she wants to go to town!

 

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MayorShade  2 stars
Title: Not Special Forces
Posts: 258
Registered: 2004-3-1 10:40:52
Reese's Friday night shopping list: Fruit snax, cereal bars, a bag of disposable razors and some rum.

 

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reesescups  4 stars
Title: //Captain America
Posts: 2,537
Registered: 2003-5-26 14:45:53
MayorShade posted:

Reese's Friday night shopping list: Fruit snax, cereal bars, a bag of disposable razors and some rum.

Chinese sex kit right there!

 

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RHWarrior  3 stars
Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
reesescups posted:

...Like you've never had a chick lick your anus...




Well not for fruit bars and the like. It usually takes a whole dinner!

Different budgets.


 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56

 

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