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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
I got a cheap temperpedic copy memory foam mattress. Its really firm but I think it will be great when I get used to it

Finally got rid of my twenty year old mattress. Gross! I think there were bed bugs in it too.

 

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PhillsburyBandit  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-6-15 01:19:43
That is f*cking gross.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Ya the mattress I had really, really sucked. I won it in a contest years and years ago and never replaced it.

I have to get rid of my twenty year old recliner next!

 

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MayorShade  2 stars
Title: Not Special Forces
Posts: 258
Registered: 2004-3-1 10:40:52
So, basically you're saying the hole you cut into your old mattress got too big, so you had to replace it.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
grats! Life is improving Bonk

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
return the temperpedic while you can!

they tend to be uncomfortably warm & more importantly...
they are terrible for sexxors.

because they are all foam, all of your manly thrusting energy is absorbed by the bed.
a spring bed will spring back and create a far better ride, returning much of the energy.

i have a friend who is married and has one... i asked her how she fux...
she said that they get on the floor!

YIKES!!!

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
It seems ok to me

 

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ZartanAround  3 stars
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
Posts: 768
Registered: 2004-2-6 20:54:09
HAVE IT YOUR WAY BURGER KING!!!

just make sure you keep an eye on the warranty date.

 

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Modeeb  4 stars
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 1,258
Registered: 2002-4-19 10:48:36
You are absolutely correct, Zart, our knees just dont sink as far down her side. but sleeping is as good as futzing.

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
Title: Grammar Nazi
Posts: 1,211
Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
ZartanAround posted:

return the temperpedic while you can!

they tend to be uncomfortably warm & more importantly...
they are terrible for sexxors.

because they are all foam, all of your manly thrusting energy is absorbed by the bed.
a spring bed will spring back and create a far better ride, returning much of the energy.

i have a friend who is married and has one... i asked her how she fux...
she said that they get on the floor!

YIKES!!!

Yeah, that's not going to be a big problem for Bonk.

 

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