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I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
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I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
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A friend of mine relayed this via facebook - her friend has two teenaged boys who were told to clean the kitchen and leave it as clean as they found it down to the last crumb.
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ZartanAround
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
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paulg_68
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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.
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Thugoneous
Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
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paulg_68 posted:
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Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Bonzoboy1
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Registered: 2008-8-1 18:04:29
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The only time my kids get clever is when they are at war with each other, for awhile I thought I was raising a couple of pint sized Machiavellis.
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paulg_68 posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.
They are extremely intelligent, which has nothing to do with wit. I could care less in regards to their humor apparatus, though I predict the oldest doing something like the picture portrays. The middle child would con her brothers into cleaning for her, and the youngest would probably just happily clean the kitchen. PS you got so excited you forgot your 
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Urk_VN
Title: Orderly Randomizer
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Manegarm
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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Snarf_Igraine posted:
paulg_68 posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.
They are extremely intelligent, which has nothing to do with wit. I could care less in regards to their humor apparatus, though I predict the oldest doing something like the picture portrays. The middle child would con her brothers into cleaning for her, and the youngest would probably just happily clean the kitchen. PS you got so excited you forgot your
Guess they take after Eithne then..
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That's awesome, lol.
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I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
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Manegarm posted:
Snarf_Igraine posted:
paulg_68 posted:
Eithne_Boadicea posted:
I hope my kids are this witty when they're teenagers
Intelligence is genetic so you shouldn't get your hopes up.
They are extremely intelligent, which has nothing to do with wit. I could care less in regards to their humor apparatus, though I predict the oldest doing something like the picture portrays. The middle child would con her brothers into cleaning for her, and the youngest would probably just happily clean the kitchen. PS you got so excited you forgot your
Guess they take after Eithne then..
Indeed
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