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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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This is the ferocious 'Ball Cutter' fish which has killed two men by biting off their testicles. A British angler has told how he snared a predator known to feast on the testicles of men. Jeremy Wade, 53, spent weeks fishing in remote Papua New Guinea after locals told him how a mysterious beast was castrating young men in the area's waters. He finally caught the perpetrator: the Pacu fish, known locally as The Ball Cutter. Jeremy wrestled the 40lb monster on the floor of his boat and opened its snapping jaws with his bare hands to discover a set of human-like teeth. The Ball Cutter boasts an impressive set of gnashers, which tear off the testicles of unwitting anglers and swimmers, leaving them to bleed to death. Jeremy, from Bath, Somerset, told how he reeled in The Ball Cutter as part of his new series of River Monsters, aired on ITV next week.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/8980241/Pictures-of-the-day-28-December-2011.html


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The_Town_Perv  1 star
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Registered: 2002-2-17 20:31:39
No way in hell that's a 40 pounder. Looks like a piranha.
myxomatosis8  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
Agree, no way that thing is 40 pounds, just look at perspective, the size of the guy's fingers opening the mouth, even...

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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I think it's just an example of what one looks like. Not gonna show the money shot of the actual 40 pounder until his show airs.

I assume, anyway.

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
how fast do you bleed out from testicle loss? O_O

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
Title: amateur zookeeper
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Caoilin posted:

how fast do you bleed out from testicle loss? O_O



PDQ if you hit the femoral artery in that area, otherwise, I say we should try it out on some people. For science.

 

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The_Town_Perv  1 star
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Ok, now this one looks like it could be over 40 pounds.
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
The_Town_Perv posted:



Ok, now this one looks like it could be over 40 pounds.



If they eat boy testicles...I wonder how they taste pan fried?

 

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NeoKarnak  2 stars
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Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34



One more reason to swim ONLY in a pool.


Or start wearing a cup at all times.


And Superman thinks a kryptonite weakness sucks...

 

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Hiakisha  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
the ball cutter

 

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