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Anebriated  3 stars
Title: I should be reading a book
Posts: 650
Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
lolol
AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Reapist posted:

mightbe posted:

how do you know it was the wrong number



Because it was a girl that called.



/thread

 

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Hiakisha  2 stars
Title: Newbcakes
Posts: 337
Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
worst reply ever to that text

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
I got a wrong number call from someone's girlfriend in another state once and she just kept talking, then started coming on to me.

 

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Fallen_daemon  3 stars
Posts: 761
Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
once I had a drunken girl calling thinking i'm some dude asking me to pick them up at some club lol. they kept talking and talking etc... I'm like wrong number!!!

 

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Galdwarf  2 stars
Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly
Posts: 379
Registered: 2002-2-27 21:53:46
Should have asked for some pics "to spice things up"

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Galdwarf posted:

Should have asked for some pics "to spice things up"


I approve of that idea.
Aethelgrin  1 star
Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
BritonGuy posted:

I got a wrong number call from someone's girlfriend in another state once and she just kept talking, then started coming on to me.



Go on.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Aethelgrin posted:

BritonGuy posted:

I got a wrong number call from someone's girlfriend in another state once and she just kept talking, then started coming on to me.



Go on.



So I flew out, kung fu'd her boyfriend, and had sex with her. I thought that was implied in my first post.

 

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