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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "ep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

Laughter ensued.

 

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Cawlin  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
Remember, falling asleep at the wheel of a car is not nearly as frightening as waking up at the wheel of a car.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Cawlin posted:

Remember, falling asleep at the wheel of a car is not nearly as frightening as waking up at the wheel of a car.



I worked for a driller in the oil field on the 11-7 shift. He always picked me up and took me home. He could never stay awake going home. Knowing this I could not sleep. I would clap my hands, yell, sometimes I would just grab the wheel and let him sleep until he went too fast.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
Y'all need to go get your dentures cleaned or something.
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Reapist posted:

Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>ep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

Laughter ensued.



Fixed

 

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tsingtao2  3 stars
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Registered: 2000-10-10 23:08:10
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Reapist posted:

Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>ep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

Laughter ensued.



Fixed



thanks Reap, neither my wife nor I had ever heard this one before.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Welcome! And yeah, it probably was a FWD at some point, but I have to say, my timing was perfect as was the delivery.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
caffeino00  2 stars
Title: Moderatroll
Posts: 258
Registered: 2001-5-6 13:48:18
tsingtao2 posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

Reapist posted:

Two guys were talking about dying and one said the perfect way to go was in your sleep. I nodded my head and said, "FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>FWD>ep. Just like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

Laughter ensued.



Fixed



thanks Reap, neither my wife nor I had ever heard this one before.



And neither have I

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Seriously? I'm pretty sure it's been in someone's sig here for like...ever

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
I assumed they were being sarcastic.

 

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