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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/traffic/aggressive-driver-caught-ghoulish-carpool-passenge/nGGTQ/
Aggressive driver caught with ghoulish carpool ‘passenger’
FEDERAL WAY, Wash. —
A man police say was speeding and driving aggressively was also discovered to be using a plastic skeleton as a passenger while he drove in the carpool lane.
The Washington State Patrol said that on Dec. 20, a trooper pulled over a silver Mazda for driving at 82 mph and making several unsafe lane changes on northbound Interstate 5 near 272nd Street.
When stopped, the trooper said he noticed that what he originally believed was a passenger was actually a seat belted plastic skeleton wearing a sweatshirt.
The WSP said one of the lanes that the driver had used as he aggressively worked through traffic was the high occupancy vehicle lane.
Police said the driver did not have any comment concerning his “passenger†and received a ticket for speed, unsafe lane change and the HOV violation.
The WSP uses marked patrol cars and unmarked or unconventional police vehicles equipped with mobile video cameras to detect and apprehend aggressive drivers.
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Gaevren
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
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You know why smoking kills? Because it usually means YOU'RE ON FIRE. Or something.
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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The guy didn't say anything about his passenger, so I'm going to fill in the blanks for him.
"I told Carl that the seatbelt buckle stuck years ago. Guess he never listened."
*jumps* "Grandma, there you are!"
"Officer, why did you pull me over? Can't you see I'm trying to rush my friend to the hospital!"
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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
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levgre
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Registered: 2001-10-24 07:24:49
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"Can't you see why I was speeding? He was alive when we started our commute!"
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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Date Posted:
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levgre posted:
"Can't you see why I was speeding? He was alive when we started our commute!"
And in Seattle traffic that would be no lie!
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Reapist posted:
levgre posted:
"Can't you see why I was speeding? He was alive when we started our commute!"
And in Seattle traffic that would be no lie!
If he was driving on 405 he'd look just like the skeleton too
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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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No doubt. Especially between Bellevue and Kirkland.
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Reapist posted:
No doubt. Especially between Bellevue and Kirkland.
Which is what I drive EVERY.FKING.DAY.
This is my imitation of drivers on 405 lately:
"AMG BETTER SLAM ON MY BRAKES TO READ THE SIGN ABOUT 520 TOLLING THAT'S BEEN POSTED FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS"
"G...O...O...D...T...O...G..."
"Crap, it changed. Now I've gotta start reading all over again!"
"G...E...T....Y...O...U..."
*drools on steering wheel*
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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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Date Posted:
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That daily drive will make you as nervous as a neutered French Poodle chained up to a red door.
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Date Posted:
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Yeah, I loathe that drive. Can't wait to move to the E I-90 corridor, that was a much, much easier commute.
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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
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