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Fallen_daemon  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
Colorado woman accused of damaging $30 million painting

A 36-year-old woman was accused of causing $10,000 worth of damage to a painting by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still, a work valued at more than $30 million, authorities said on Wednesday.

A police report said Carmen Tisch punched and scratched the painting, an oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", at the recently opened Clyfford Still museum in Denver and pulled her pants down to slide her buttocks against it.

Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief on Wednesday and has been held on a $20,000 bond since the incident in late December, said Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.




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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Fallen_daemon posted:

A police report said Carmen Tisch punched and scratched the painting, an oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", at the recently opened Clyfford Still museum in Denver and pulled her pants down to slide her buttocks against it.


nothing screams I'm normal like a neck tat.



combat_mage_sc  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
She sounds like a OWS protester.


 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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thread fail, no image of the painting she's accused of damaging.

http://www.artfagcity.com/2012/01/05/woman-pees-on-about-or-around-clyfford-still-painting/



this painting evokes hostility even just viewing it on the internet, then the painter didn't even have enough sense to give it a real name... no wonder.

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
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that bitch hates bloody cows.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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my immediate impression of the painting was blended nazi.

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
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I just rubbed my butt on my monitor.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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TickyAtack posted:

I just rubbed my butt on my monitor.



did it make you feel the need to pee?

maybe this painting gives UTIs.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Jezza_Belle posted:



this painting evokes hostility even just viewing it on the internet.



Its true! when I looked at this painting and realized some ass felt it was worth 30 MILLION dollars I was overcome with rage. what a worthless turd. the artist should have his paintbrushes shoved up his ass like a bunch of sharpies

 

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Hiakisha  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
some people make 30 million dollars differently.

Some people work hard to get that much at a later date of their life

Some people trip over their paint cans and dump a bunch of random crap on a canvas and then sell it to some retard for 30 million dollars

 

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