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Author Topic: 7 scientific reasons a zombie outbreak would fail [Locked]
suntzukali2  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 02:48:55
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Only reason needed. They would rot within days.

 

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levgre  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-24 07:24:49
Meh, not very thorough or convincing.

#7 is pretty phooey. Tons of reasonable reasons why animals would not deter zombie hordes. Not nearly enough animals, animals would be zombified, etc.

#6 Who says that zombies rot in the same manner/pace as true human corpses?

#5 yup seems true that in freezing temperatures zombies would not live long (although humans typically die from hypothermia, so a zombie would at least surpass a human in longevity). Although it's false that zombies are simply dead meat, they still have some sort of blood circulation, or some other way to keep their muscles moving.

#4 Biting isn't the only way the zombie virus spreads, obviously if saliva and other bodily substances are infectious, it could spread through food, sex., etc.

#3 I think zombies tend to be smart enough to at least not walk off bridges and buildings, so most would not accidentally kill themselves, even if it would be common.

#2 Mountains, towers, etc. would mostly hold back zombies, but many such areas would not be very sustainable for humans. Mosquitoes and other disease carriers could still transmit the virus.

#1 Is the most solid reason. I never could imagine the zombie apocalypse overcoming militaries, which could easily and methodically wipe out whole cities of zombies. This does not mean our weaponry would enable us to evacuate/save most humans, and human vs human conflict would also occur.

 

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Albdestroyer  2 stars
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Registered: 2006-9-24 21:06:19
Cracked has a sh**ty layout. Give me all 7 on one page, not 7. Bitch.
Talehon69  3 stars
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Come on guys.

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
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This has been posted on ACF at least 5 times.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Onslaught. posted:

This has been posted on ACF at least 5 times.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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FK YOU

LINKING ME TO FKING CRACKED.COM

DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE I'M GOING TO BE UP TONIGHT NOW

GOD DAMN IT

 

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suntzukali2  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 02:48:55
Dark_EternalFF posted:

FK YOU

LINKING ME TO FKING CRACKED.COM

DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE I'M GOING TO BE UP TONIGHT NOW

GOD DAMN IT



pwned!

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
With all these replies, no one's worried about levgre?

No one...like, if you meet him on the road, yer good?

I'd like to counter this with '7 scientific reasons I'd be Levgre's bitch.

 

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