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Puppy_Pants
Posts: 35
Registered: 2009-10-17 11:18:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
I belief I kan fix ur Amerika with some simple things so I am going to run, except I dont run much so mostly walk fast and wadle.

Some reasons to vote for Pants 2012

1 Bitches
2 My ekonomies will be based on the bone standard, and scratches
3 I am black and haev a births certificates
4 My junk doesnt wurk, no secks in office
5 Cats, kan be used as food
6 Will not ned Airforce 1, just need ride to park
7 Will only vacation 1-2 hours at a time at park
8 All edukation done after puppy school
9 Free health care at vet
10 naps mandatori, multiple times a day
11. Will lick enemyes into submission, everyone loves Mr Pants

These are all pretty gud things. Vote Pants 2012

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
while I cant sign on for your whole platform. I will vote for you simply for the first point

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
My dog challenges your dog to a debate.

 

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Puppy_Pants
Posts: 35
Registered: 2009-10-17 11:18:56
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
Who is ur dog and wat does he do? I mite need a VP, I was going to pik Bailey cause he is my friend but sometimes he eats his own poop and thats kind of gross.

Also all state dinners will now be mcdonalds hamburgers, plain, cause I dont lik pikles and onions give me gas.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
you have my vote

 

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Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
FineYoungCannibals posted:
you have my vote



agreed

some valid points there

 

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Lynea  4 stars
Title: Dances with Trolls
Posts: 1,320
Registered: 2001-7-26 13:09:39
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
You not only have my vote, you have my endorsement. My dogs will vote for you, too.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
I have faith that you can solve all of Amerika's problems!

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
kats are evil
kats are evil

 

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suntzukali2  3 stars
Posts: 551
Registered: 2002-1-23 02:48:55
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: I has decided to run for President of your United States of Amerika
FineYoungCannibals posted:
kats are evil
kats are evil



Kats are food ?

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