projected No. 1 NFL draft pick Andrew Luck
spent the majority of his post–Fiesta Bowl
interview Tuesday night discussing the superb
health and dexterity of his neck. "It feels great,"
Luck told reporters, rolling his neck a full 360
degrees several times in both directions while
letting out a pleasurable sigh. "My whole spine is
really clicking right now, particularly vertebrae
C2 and C3 —right in the neck there. But enough
about my thriving cartilaginous discs, hyoid
bone, sternocleidomastoid muscle, and external
carotid artery. They’re all in tip- top shape, so no
need to discuss them any further. Oh, hey, has
anyone here ever had a kink in their neck?
Because I haven’t ." Luck then went on to
demonstrate how he looks off defenders and
scans the entire football field, saying he couldn’ t
imagine how anyone—even future Hall of Fame
quarterbacks with a Super Bowl victory—could
do that without a fully functioning neck.
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