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Author Topic: Andrew Luck Repeatedly Mentions How Good His Neck Feels During Post Game Interview [Locked]
OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
GLENDALE, AZ—Stanford quarterback and

projected No. 1 NFL draft pick Andrew Luck

spent the majority of his post–Fiesta Bowl

interview Tuesday night discussing the superb

health and dexterity of his neck. "It feels great,"

Luck told reporters, rolling his neck a full 360

degrees several times in both directions while

letting out a pleasurable sigh. "My whole spine is

really clicking right now, particularly vertebrae

C2 and C3 —right in the neck there. But enough

about my thriving cartilaginous discs, hyoid

bone, sternocleidomastoid muscle, and external

carotid artery. They’re all in tip- top shape, so no

need to discuss them any further. Oh, hey, has

anyone here ever had a kink in their neck?

Because I haven’t ." Luck then went on to

demonstrate how he looks off defenders and

scans the entire football field, saying he couldn’ t

imagine how anyone—even future Hall of Fame

quarterbacks with a Super Bowl victory—could

do that without a fully functioning neck.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
Bah probably.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Onion I am guessing.

 

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Brandun  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
Cuttlery posted:

Onion I am guessing.



thinking the same

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I dunno guys, he's probably just trying to raise his stock. When I boxed I was always talking about my calves and how easy it was to stay on my toes.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
Reap, again, midget fisting is not boxing.

 

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tsingtao2  3 stars
Posts: 678
Registered: 2000-10-10 23:08:10
http://www.theonion.com/issue/4802/

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
tsingtao2 posted:

http://www.theonion.com/issue/4802/



Linkfail.

 

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tsingtao2  3 stars
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Registered: 2000-10-10 23:08:10
link works perfectly fine for me!

 

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tsingtao2  3 stars
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Registered: 2000-10-10 23:08:10
oh, I know, scroll fail! you didnt notice that the article was the 2nd one down on the onions page?

 

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