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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I sure do like the Blue Fire Grill in Monroe, WA.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
A relative on the Panamanian side of the family was traveling to the US for the first time, and her grasp of English wasn't quite as complete as it is now. The stewardess wandered by and asked what she'd like to drink; her response was, "I want a cock (coke)."

She's like 80 and we still laugh about that. Hysterical.

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
LOL, well, at 80..................

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
well, being 80 she was probably really yearning for some nice hard veiny penis rather than a coke.

 

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NonOffensiveName  3 stars
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
Posts: 830
Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
Dark_EternalFF posted:

A relative on the Panamanian side of the family was traveling to the US for the first time, and her grasp of English wasn't quite as complete as it is now. The stewardess wandered by and asked what she'd like to drink; her response was, "I want a cock (coke)." She's like 80 and we still laugh about that. Hysterical.

if I were that stewardess I would've been like, "dont we all, honey?"

 

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A: A whore that likes attention
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
NonOffensiveName posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

A relative on the Panamanian side of the family was traveling to the US for the first time, and her grasp of English wasn't quite as complete as it is now. The stewardess wandered by and asked what she'd like to drink; her response was, "I want a cock (coke)." She's like 80 and we still laugh about that. Hysterical.

if I were that stewardess I would've been like, "dont we all, honey?"



I can picture you in a short skirt and high heels, with your gravelly voice, saying that. "Tsk, oh, you're telling ME."

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
-Darkfire- posted:

well, being 80 she was probably really yearning for some nice hard veiny penis rather than a coke.



No, no, she's 80 now, she was much younger when this happened.

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
NonOffensiveName  3 stars
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
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Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
Dark_EternalFF posted:

NonOffensiveName posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

A relative on the Panamanian side of the family was traveling to the US for the first time, and her grasp of English wasn't quite as complete as it is now. The stewardess wandered by and asked what she'd like to drink; her response was, "I want a cock (coke)." She's like 80 and we still laugh about that. Hysterical.

if I were that stewardess I would've been like, "dont we all, honey?"

I can picture you in a short skirt and high heels, with your gravelly voice, saying that. "Tsk, oh, you're telling ME."

wow youve seen my drag act!

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
I did. I didn't tip you anything, though.

 

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DE/Mr Pants 2012
FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
NonOffensiveName posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

A relative on the Panamanian side of the family was traveling to the US for the first time, and her grasp of English wasn't quite as complete as it is now. The stewardess wandered by and asked what she'd like to drink; her response was, "I want a cock (coke)." She's like 80 and we still laugh about that. Hysterical.

if I were that stewardess I would've been like, "dont we all, honey?"



lol

 

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