Some of you may recall that for the last two years she's been interested in being an undertaker/mortician. So that's what she chose as her career for the presentation.
Apparently it was a pretty big hit. After the presentation there is a question and answer session, and her classmates were asking a bunch more questions than they did with any of the other careers.
Question: "Does being a mortician take away time from your family?"
Her answer: "Well that really doesn't apply to me because I just have a good dog" (she asked my husband once if she HAD to get married when she grew up, and when he said no, she sighed with relief and said "Good, because I don't want a companion unless it's a good dog" LOL)
Question: "Do you have to go to college for it?"
Her answer: "
es you have to have a bachelor's degree" (the kind of degree depends on the state)Question: "Do you have to wrap the body up like a mummy?"
Her answer: "Sometimes, depending on how they died" (no idea how true this is)
Question: "Do you get hungry on the job?"
Her answer: "Sometimes"
Question: "Why did you choose to be a mortician?"
Her answer: "Because dead people don't talk back" (she has frequently said that she'd like to be a mortician because live people annoy her- so she'd rather work with dead ones)
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