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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
_Elwood_ posted:

seems legit to me.



I too also 'tripped and fell' in the garden.

 

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-Accident-  3 stars
Title: Waiting to happen
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Registered: 2000-8-24 09:49:04
In related news, some lobbyist tripped and fell and face-planted into a computer keyboard. The resulting document got sent to Congress and lo and behold, it became SOPA.

 

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Aethelgrin  1 star
Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
AkagiyamaMissile posted:

_Elwood_ posted:

seems legit to me.



I too also 'tripped and fell' in the garden.



Don't worry man, it happens, just like I tripped and fell on your mom.

 

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Arc_DT  2 stars
Title: Mithan said I am smart
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Registered: 2002-5-28 08:25:51
Was anyone else reminded of the "Assman" episode of Seinfeld?

"It was a one in a million shot, doc! One in a million!"

 

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combat_mage_sc  4 stars
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
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Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
In general, italians are cowards.


 

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mightbe  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-21 12:49:15
that captain is the butt of all jokes

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
i didn't rape her, i tripped and my penis fell into her vag


Italians were always greasy motherf***ers

 

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