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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Steelwind_Oo posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

God he is PISSED.

If someone essentially lit your crotch on fire you'd probably be pretty pissed too, lol.



Yup!

 

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_Elwood_  1 star
Posts: 225
Registered: 2001-5-18 10:31:44
have to give it to the guy that pranked him though it took balls to prank a giant like that

 

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-Rando-  1 star
Posts: 230
Registered: 2010-7-28 09:19:25
I kind of want to know how this prank happened. Did the pranker steal the prankee's lotion and empty it in order to replace it with Icy Hot? Maybe he was just like, "Man, have you tried jacking it with Icy Hot? Stuff is so warm it feels like the real thing!"

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

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Aethelgrin  1 star
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Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
Pretty good times.

 

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FunTak  1 star
Posts: 110
Registered: 2003-1-29 10:18:33
Thats why I go raw dog on it.
-Rando-  1 star
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Registered: 2010-7-28 09:19:25
FunTak posted:

Thats why I go raw dog on it.



The correct way is to use Astroglide. Of course, this is assuming you also are using your left hand, and you've been sitting on it a while so that it goes numb...

 

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Aethelgrin  1 star
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Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
-Rando- posted:

FunTak posted:

Thats why I go raw dog on it.



The correct way is to use Astroglide. Of course, this is assuming you also are using your left hand, and you've been sitting on it a while so that it goes numb...



Until someone switches your Astroglide for Icy Hot.

 

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Stormyblade  3 stars
Posts: 550
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:22:54
There should be an investigation on this...just how many Army guys are not getting the proper training on which lube to use while masturbating?? You'd think stuff like this gets covered during basic training, right?

 

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