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Monk/Rouge w/ umd, dimension door/teleport grapple/stunning blow 
fkn hate mages, unless I am one 
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Ungabhunga
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What level wizard?
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Jerel_The_Real_One posted:
Monk/Rouge w/ umd, dimension door/teleport grapple/stunning blow
fkn hate mages, unless I am one
So how does the makeup help?
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Elaok
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Registered: 2003-9-10 15:57:29
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JoAyanami posted:
A Saber class servant.
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I wish more people on here would get this
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BritonGuy
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Hire another wizard, sorcerer, or warlock. Entice them with the artifacts and power of the other wizard. Make the journey long and dangerous, so that you might learn your wizard's tricks. Hire a band of assassins to take him out after he kills the other wizard, the rarest of poisons are a must for if he gets away. Burn, curse, and bury everything, then during the next month or so eliminate any villages or merchant shops you passed through in seemingly unrelated incidents. Anonymously hire thieves and scoundrels in every major city of man to keep an ear open for anyone asking about the wizards you killed, and others to spread misinformation.
Meanwhile, have mercenaries hired to kill all apprentices of the wizards. It's easier when they're less powerful and you don't want to deal with revenge years later. Whenever possible scapegoat a mob of villagers for it.
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Motar98
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use a hollow sword
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zthar
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Takes off the robe and wizard hat....
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Cuttlery
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
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Bag of holding duh.
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BritonGuy posted:
Hire another wizard, sorcerer, or warlock. Entice them with the artifacts and power of the other wizard. Make the journey long and dangerous, so that you might learn your wizard's tricks. Hire a band of assassins to take him out after he kills the other wizard, the rarest of poisons are a must for if he gets away. Burn, curse, and bury everything, then during the next month or so eliminate any villages or merchant shops you passed through in seemingly unrelated incidents. Anonymously hire thieves and scoundrels in every major city of man to keep an ear open for anyone asking about the wizards you killed, and others to spread misinformation.
Meanwhile, have mercenaries hired to kill all apprentices of the wizards. It's easier when they're less powerful and you don't want to deal with revenge years later. Whenever possible scapegoat a mob of villagers for it.
Thorough.
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A shotgun blast to the head.
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BritonGuy posted:
Hire another wizard, sorcerer, or warlock. Entice them with the artifacts and power of the other wizard. Make the journey long and dangerous, so that you might learn your wizard's tricks. Hire a band of assassins to take him out after he kills the other wizard, the rarest of poisons are a must for if he gets away. Burn, curse, and bury everything, then during the next month or so eliminate any villages or merchant shops you passed through in seemingly unrelated incidents. Anonymously hire thieves and scoundrels in every major city of man to keep an ear open for anyone asking about the wizards you killed, and others to spread misinformation.
Meanwhile, have mercenaries hired to kill all apprentices of the wizards. It's easier when they're less powerful and you don't want to deal with revenge years later. Whenever possible scapegoat a mob of villagers for it.
I found a gaping hole in your plan. I'm not going to tell you what it is, though.
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