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notmforce2k
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
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1/1/00 12:00am
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Well THAT'S a relief!
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My new gig required a background check and drug screen. Yesterday I was cleared by the state police and the FBI. I didn't have anything to hide but I didn't expect them to be so thorough. My urine test was also negative. Yay!
It was nice of them to send a letter for me to keep for my own records/portfolio. I suspect this will be handy when I shop around in 2013.
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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speaking of shopping... mind if I shop my name onto that and get a copy?
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ikkoikki
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Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
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What kind of drug test did they do beside a urine test?
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notmforce2k
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Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
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Just a five panel urine.
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ikkoikki
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Well that doesn't sound very thorough. If they wanted to be thorough they would have taken a hair sample, right?
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-Foxy-
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Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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congrats, you are well on your way now 
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Mangler_SC
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
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I had a much more rigorous background test, but I can't really talk about it otherwise I'd get whacked.
Revealing this much might constitute a sit-down.
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notmforce2k
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
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Ok I'm not trying to compete with anyone lol... just saying what happened. This isn't some kind of secret military clearance or anything. It was just to get in the door for an internship.
I was just surprised that it went to the Feds and I was also surprised they sent me a letter about it.
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notmforce2k
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
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And thank you, Foxy! Two weeks in. So far so good.
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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How thorough? Did they put on a rubber glove?
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