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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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regulator_cracka
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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..and sometime just his fingers with sauce, rather creepy. He seems to get a lot of delight out of it too.
My gf keeps telling me to be glad I did not know him before the stroke, he was really scary then according to her, with two good working hands he was even faster at shoving fingers in boy's mouths.
*Wut do ACF?
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Anebriated
Title: I should be reading a book
Posts: 650
Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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pretend to be incapacitated by the spice. hold your breath and make your damn face red if you have to man!
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regulator_cracka
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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Sound advise, if I fall to the floor too that "may" get his numb hand off my crotch as well. But only maybe.
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Brandun
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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tell him to stop it
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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Can you milk him?
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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Actually he's known me since he was a kid. He lived a mile from us in Oklahoma. I knew his great grandfather before he was even born.
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Unarmed-Yarr
Title: Pirate of Harrrvestgain
Posts: 390
Registered: 2000-2-23 15:43:24
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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dont wash it down with beer, he probably roofie'd it!
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Tipztoe
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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are you sure it's a toothpick?
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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next up
hey kid, pull my finger.
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FineYoungCannibals
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad keeps putting sauce covered toothpicks in my mouth...
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Reapist is your girlfriend's crazy stroke ridden old dad?
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