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combat_mage_sc  4 stars
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
Two female OWS protesters are talking. The first says, "Last night, I was sexually assaulted. What should I do if it happens again?"


The second replies, "When it happens to me, I just lie back and think of the proletariats."


 

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combat_mage_sc  4 stars
Title: Hi. My name is Combat and i'm an alcoholic.
Posts: 1,061
Registered: 2001-7-20 21:19:21
A woman runs up to a cop and says, "Help me, I was just raped by an OWS protester."


Cop says, "How do you know he was an OWS protester."


Woman says, "I had to help."


 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
OWS is over. It's too cold to get mad.
Arc_DT  2 stars
Title: Mithan said I am smart
Posts: 363
Registered: 2002-5-28 08:25:51
combat_mage_sc posted:

A woman runs up to a cop and says, "Help me, I was just raped by an OWS protester."

Cop says, "How do you know he was an OWS protester."

Woman says, "I had to help."


this one is actually kinda cute.

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
Über Brat

Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
vn_anon63xxx posted:

No surprise.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Troll post is troll post.

 

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-Mithan-  4 stars
Title: VNBoard Admin
Posts: 1,287
Registered: 2000-3-1 11:53:15
Most people are stupid and don't understand Christianity.

 

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I survived to the end and got nothing out of it, but hey.