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Myn_Darklighter  1 star
Title: lector caveo sarcasm coerceo
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Registered: 2002-11-7 07:40:11
Donkey Semen Makes NBC Execs Hot

"Fear Factor" producers' plans to serve fresh glasses of donkey semen to contestants on the next episode had NBC execs so concerned ... they gave serious thought to killing the stunt, TMZ has learned.

Sources involved in the production tell us the stomach-churning stunt was shot last summer -- but NBC honchos were having a tough time swallowing this one as the air date approached.

We're told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen -- with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.

Our sources say NBC execs had multiple pow-wows in the months after the stunt was shot ... but eventually gave FF producers the thumbs up.

Calls to NBC were not immediately returned.

The episode airs this coming Monday -- and yes, we're told multiple contestants actually do (gulp) drink up.

So that's what they mean by donkey punch.

 

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HeartView  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 08:11:56
They're going to get donkey AIDS.

 

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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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That show is still on? Holy carp.

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
Wow, who the hell would drink that for a CHANCE to win a crappy prize?
Webscar  3 stars
Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
Posts: 946
Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
I'd honestly be more "bleh" over the piss. They sell similar drinks in New Zealand; though it's a horse, not a donkey: http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-zealand-pub-serves-shots-of-apple-flavored-horse-semen.html

But yeah; for 5 figures, I'd definitely do it.

 

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Gilligan.USCG  3 stars
Title: Stuck on the Island
Posts: 528
Registered: 2001-9-19 19:53:25
Is one of the contestants Webby?

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
JD_HOGG posted:

Wow, who the hell would drink that for a CHANCE to win a crappy prize?



clearly somebody whos liking the idea of drinking what the donkey made

 

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Sgian_Dubh  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-7 10:19:52
Gilligan.USCG posted:

Is one of the contestants Webby?



I think he likes to extract the semen himself.

 

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Webscar  3 stars
Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
Posts: 946
Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
Sgian_Dubh posted:

Gilligan.USCG posted:

Is one of the contestants Webby?



I think he likes to extract the semen himself.

Find me a reseller and I wouldn't have to it myself

 

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Gilligan.USCG  3 stars
Title: Stuck on the Island
Posts: 528
Registered: 2001-9-19 19:53:25
Webscar posted:

Sgian_Dubh posted:

Gilligan.USCG posted:

Is one of the contestants Webby?



I think he likes to extract the semen himself.

Find me a reseller and I wouldn't have to it myself



 

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