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Myn_Darklighter  1 star
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Fran Drescher Claims She Was Abducted By Aliens

Fran Drescher believes she was abducted by aliens. No, really.

In an interview with The Huffington Post, the Nanny and Happily Divorced star said she and her ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson both had a close encounter when they were teenagers.

"Peter and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads," Drescher said. "We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It's the exact same scar on the exact same spot."

Jacobson claims Drescher's scar is from a drill bit or is the result of burning herself with hot water. But Drescher won't be swayed.

"That's what the aliens programmed us to think," she said. "But really, that's where the chip is."

Who knows? Maybe this finally explains Drescher's one-of-a-kind laugh?

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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lol it wasn't aliens it was me I probed her.
HeartView  4 stars
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Must of been the same ship that got Urkel.

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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JD_HOGG posted:

lol it wasn't aliens it was me I probed her.



Possibly so! She did say it was a very small memory and very tough to recall.

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
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They should have kept her.


But the laugh probably got to them too.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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aliens were probing cows that day, fran slipped in by mistake

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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I'd still hit it

 

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HeartView  4 stars
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Dark_EternalFF posted:

I'd still hit it



The aliens or Fran?

 

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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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HeartView posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

I'd still hit it



The aliens or Fran?



Both. Why waste an opportunity?

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