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Author Topic: Just a tip: If youre a senior officer in the military...... [Locked]
Element_X  1 star
Posts: 65
Registered: 2001-12-20 17:55:55
dont pass around your Hard Drive to dozens of people in your compound and instruct them to "check out the pictures file" so that they can all see pictures of your . You'll probably get sent home.


So a married Warrant Officer tells a group of us that he has a 1TB HD with tons of movies on it that any of us can borrow to copy to our own. Oddly, he presses a couple of young enlisted females the most about this, badgering them every day. "wanna borrow it? Wanna borrow it?" So one of them does. Well she was on shift and so I told her I would take it up to my room and bring it back to her later.

Well my bunkmate and I open the HD, and inside one of the folders was like a dozen pics of his penis. (What has been seen cannot be unseen, btw. ugh)

Anyway, so this young enlisted girl says ok Im ready to take the HD now. Well I didnt want to flat out tell her no, but I did want to protect her from accidentally seeing something that would be inappropriate and offensive so I warned her that if she borrowed the HD to not open any other folders except the movie folder. She got the idea and said nevermind I dont want it at all.

Well over the next couple of days he sought her out everywhere she went and kept bugging her about whether or not she saw "the pics folder yet". She complained to the Colonel and now hes packing his bags.

Dummy.

 

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Aerlinthian  4 stars
Posts: 2,126
Registered: 2001-5-7 23:53:38
Apparently working your way up the chain of command doesn't include lessons on how to not be a fracking retarded clod.
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
This chick you're 'protecting' the same one that you posted Halloween pics of?

(also Thai chick lol)

 

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Element_X  1 star
Posts: 65
Registered: 2001-12-20 17:55:55
Nah

But she is getting kicked out for drug possession.


PS she was sitting right next to me that day by the way. She loves to read the ACF forum and wanted to know how she'd fare here as a HIOFI, so I humored her.

I wonder if shes reading this now. lol

 

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ArmandoFF  1 star
Posts: 89
Registered: 2000-10-29 10:50:26
^ Wait what, where was this pic? I must have missed it. Repost pls

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
ArmandoFF posted:

^ Wait what, where was this pic? I must have missed it. Repost pls



poor Armando... so behind the times...

 

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Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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Posts: 3,034
Registered: 2000-8-11 09:05:29
ArmandoFF posted:

^ Wait what, where was this pic? I must have missed it. Repost pls



http://vnboards.ign.com/acfriends/b5258/115704305/r115704337/

 

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ArmandoFF  1 star
Posts: 89
Registered: 2000-10-29 10:50:26
Oooh I remember that thread. I didnt realize the army chick wanted him to post it. Or maybe I did and forgot.

 

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Galdwarf  2 stars
Title: Ye Olde Pub Barfly
Posts: 379
Registered: 2002-2-27 21:53:46
Ohh, so Im not in the military. Does she want to borrow my HD?

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Amazing that he managed to last long enough to become a "senior officer"

Rho

 

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