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Author Topic: Would a combination Vodka bottle / Fleshlight be a great product or what? [Locked]
regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
My Valentine's thread got me thinking about awesome gifts.

Obviously your alcohol of choice could be substituted, but talk about one stop shopping. And make it disposable for 1-3 uses and affordable.


You can thank me later!

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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jonus156 posted:





I guess that is a no from you.

 

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Aethelgrin  1 star
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Dick in a bottle...I think you're on to something big here!

 

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Varece  4 stars
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Aethelgrin posted:

Dick in a bottle...I think you're on to something big here!



Or something very little

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Well I thought it was obvious, one end would be the bottle, the other end would be regular/travel size fleshlight. I did not mean using the bottle opening itself.

 

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Lithium_Power  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-6 18:29:44
how about a roofie and a condom ?

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Chloroform and rags

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Lithium_Power posted:

how about a roofie and a condom ?



Maybe after work.

 

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