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JD_HOGG  4 stars
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Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
We'll see how it goes. The coochie is nice and spacious; needs some cosmetic work. Cooch needs to be cleaned/stretched, nosehair trimmed, dental work, asscrack cleaned, face redone...but other than that, nothing major. Should be a good starter whore.

(not the manwhore house)
Varece  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11
Whores can't be bought, just rented for a bit.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Hopefully you stayed away from the SJP version.

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Put an offer down on DE's wife, aye?


Good luck!

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Sorry JD, the bank just called. Your offer has been turned down.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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regulator is cheap
he blows old men in the park for crack

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Varece posted:

Whores can't be bought, just rented for a bit.



I won't ask how you know this.

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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FineYoungCannibals posted:

regulator is cheap
he blows old men in the park for crack



Bid?

 

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If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours.
Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways.
The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12



$5 for 20 mins

regulator is the one on the left

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Do I hear $5.01?


 

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If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours.
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